The First Advantage of Being an English Major

Select samples taken from the last stall in the second floor men’s room of the University of North Texas’ English building.

Topics ranged from the philisophical:

“GOD IS LOVE DEAD”

To the more elaborately philisophical :

” Thou shalt make no presumptions about God, including, but not limited to, his singularity, gender, and/or existence. Worry about something tangible to pass the time until your death, like stain removal, or puppies. Doubt is uncomfortable, but certainty is absurd. Finish taking your shit, human.”

To my new personal philosophy:

“PROSE BEFORE HOES”

I’d like to give an amen to all my bohemian bowel-movement brethren.